apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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