Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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