Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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