Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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