I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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