I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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