Say something about gay babies.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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