So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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