I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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