there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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