My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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