Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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