I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You can't just leave with hair like that
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
COCAINE IS GR8
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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