WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Your penis caused this!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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