It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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