ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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