So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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