i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Do plants get herpes?
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