Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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