Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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