Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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