i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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