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There was a lot of him and a little penis
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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