you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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