office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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