So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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