Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wanna passion pit in your ass
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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