Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Houston, we have a blender
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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