i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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