Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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