Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
my poor anus
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
