She's JV to your varsity
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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