i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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