oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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