thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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