Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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