He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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