Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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