Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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