it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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