I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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