You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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