This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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