I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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