We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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