I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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