this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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