My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it glows. i had to have it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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