i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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