of course. lets lasso hookers.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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