I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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