The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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