Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
