You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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